unstory

If this is the solution, I want my problem back.

Rounding error

Speakers fell down, shattered. Good. Less noise.

Mouse wheel died. Read about a man buying a car. Bought a new mouse. Black plastic. 2.90 euros.

I read the web. Again.

One man spent twenty years in XML and RSS. Found a new maze: AI chat windows. Calls the machine "he". Tells it to write another chat. In XML/RSS, of course.

Another guy runs more AI than his nervous system can handle. Shoveling features into his macro business micro.slop.

Third guy owns the word "markdown" in his head. Hallucinates about Apple and AI for a living. Somebody pays for the hallucination.

Some 75 year old lady in coma "unexpectedly passed away." Who would expect that, at that age, in that condition.

A boring man wrote he is bored of AI. I got bored and left a comment. Got deleted.

Fools implemented webmentions to maximize misery. Cannot tell where the text ends and the plumbing begins. Glued garbage.

180,000 peasants died today. Exact number is a guess. The daily death toll in a random war is just a rounding error.